Sarcasm.

Why am I sarcastic? Well, because it's the only thing I know. I don't quite get how to socially interact, so sarcasm kinda masks those insecurities. There is usually at least one person who gets it.

You can gauge someone's sense of humor with it. Usually, the people I get along with best are people who are either sarcastic themselves, or get my sense of humor. If I can make one person laugh, it makes me feel good about myself. I love getting people to laugh.

It's easy. This shit just pops out of my mouth. I don't really need to think about what I'm going to say. Usually, I have some witty retort just waiting to be spewed out.

It's a great way to show people how you feel about them without being totally offensive and downright mean. Even though, obviously you are. ;)

They say sarcasm is the lowest form of humor. But, I don't believe that. You gotta have some smarts to come up with such funny things. I don't try to be mean with my sarcasm, even though there are times...

I can't stand corny shit. That's just annoying. I've gotten better over the years, but I still find it stupid.

My boyfriend is sarcastic. He's ten times more sarcastic then I am! Half of the time, you don't know if he's actually serious or just picking on you. He is a master sarcastic.

It's great to pick on people who have a very dry sense of humor. They never quite understand what the hell you mean. Are you being serious? With that I reply, "Why yes. Of course, I am." ;)

It seems sarcastic people are pretty laid back about life. I don't take too much seriously. Everything can be turned into a joke.

Granted, my mother doesn't like my sarcasm at all. But, that's ok. I learned it from my dad. ;)

Sarcasm doesn't have to be mean. I mean, granted it can be. But, I just like to joke around and be funny. That's my way of doing it. I feel comfortable being sarcastic. It is quite awkward when you have to explain it to someone though. They look at you like "What?" Seriously, if you don't know, I'm hate to tell you, but I'm not going to explain it to you.

Sarcasm: survival method, friendship tool, diss meter. HAHA.